Here is a poem I wrote with someone as a late night game. =) check it out.
The Nanny's Fanny
there once was a nanny
who had a big fanny
she took good care of the kids
and bought them a dog named sid
but what they didn't conspire was that the dog was a vampire
scaring all the kids on the street
he would growl and show his sharp teeth
and eat only bloody meat
But not just any meat, of course
Children Meat!
but one kid had a plan!
he ran and ran until he came to an old man
Then= old man told him a story..
"son, i had a vampire dog once. he wasn't half bad except when chewed up my uncle chad
"so what do i do?" said the poor boy
"just feed him some extra human meat to bring him some joy"
Ahh the boy thought, i know just what to do
i'll let him have some of my nanny's big caboose
that will sure get sid the dog to lose!
So the boy went back home and sent the dog to the nanny.
sid was excited when he saw her fanny.
he chewed it all up and she didn't even know.
and thats the end of the show!
