Princess Jasmine

So around halloween time, I was looking for a princess jasmine headpiece to go with my costume. I went to target to see if they might have something in the toy aisle... and i get to the princesses and guess what!... no princess jasmine. There is cinderella, snow white, Aurora (sleeping beauty), and Ariel. Where did Jasmine go?

Then the other day I was at disneyland and in the parade there was no Princess Jasmine! She is a princess right? Then I also point out that Pocahontas wasn't invited to be a part of the parade either. Are these princesses not princessy enough... or not white enough!!! DUN DUN DUN. DISNEY! what are they going to do with the princess from the new movie.. she's black! does she get to be a part of the white princess crew or does she get thrown to the side with Princess Jasmine and Pocahontas?

THE NERVE!

Korean BBQ

Why is Korean BBQ so addictive? Why am I always craving it?

My theory is the KimChi! or or or... they soak the meat in some addictive ingredient before they give it to you. Whatever it is... i always want to eat it!

Who wants to go with me? =)

When you type "how to" in google...

The top ten things that show up are...

1. how to tie a tie

2. how to kiss

3. how to get pregnant

4. how to lose weight

5. how to lose weight fast

6. how to make a website

7. how to write a resume

8. how to solve a rubix cube

9. how to get rid of fruit flies

10. how to draw

interesting... right?

The Nanny's Fanny

Here is a poem I wrote with someone as a late night game. =) check it out.

The Nanny's Fanny

there once was a nanny

who had a big fanny

she took good care of the kids

and bought them a dog named sid

but what they didn't conspire was that the dog was a vampire

scaring all the kids on the street

he would growl and show his sharp teeth

and eat only bloody meat

But not just any meat, of course

Children Meat!

but one kid had a plan!

he ran and ran until he came to an old man

Then= old man told him a story..

"son, i had a vampire dog once. he wasn't half bad except when chewed up my uncle chad

"so what do i do?" said the poor boy

"just feed him some extra human meat to bring him some joy"

Ahh the boy thought, i know just what to do

i'll let him have some of my nanny's big caboose

that will sure get sid the dog to lose!

So the boy went back home and sent the dog to the nanny.

sid was excited when he saw her fanny.

he chewed it all up and she didn't even know.

and thats the end of the show!

o0o0o0h.... aaaaah... pencils, sharpies, binders!

I know this may sound ridiculous, but I just wanted to embrace the fact that stationary excites me. I have always known this about myself, but I have never truly embraced it. I went into staples today and I felt like I was a kid in a candy store. There were so many colors, shapes, sizes, and styles of everything you could ever want on your desk and in your backpack. Seeing all the different kinds of stationary (many things that weren't even invented when I was in grade school) really made me want to go back to school. There was this pencil holder that strapped onto your binder and it was only $1.50! I almost bought it, but then I realized that I don't have a binder to clip in to at the moment. I am also amazed by pens and all the colors they can come in. I love sampling them and seeing which colors looks good together. I think the only reason that I tended to be so organized when it came to school work was because I loved using stationary so I color coordinated and separated by tabs and folders. I miss being able to use all this stationary, but as a writer I always find little ways to sneak some cool stationary into doing my work. So for all you out there still in school, embrace all the cool things you can do to stay organized because you will miss it! (does that even make sense? lol)

I'm A MOM!

Okay people! Don't freak out... i didn't just give birth, but i do have a little miracle. see that cutie above! yesh i do yesh i do. it's my cutie widdle puppies awwwwwww. sorry for the baby talk, but that (plus some barks) is how i communicate with my baby twitch. So she is the reason I have been so MIA with writing this week.

She is my little treasure that I found this week. She is about four weeks old now and such a great companion already. And and and..... SHE IS ADORABLE!

I never understood why some people were so crazy about their pets all the time until I found Twitch (she is a spaz when she sleeps). I am gaga over this little one! so gaga that I gave up my friday night to spend time with her and clean her poo. It always used to bother me when i had to dog sit and clean it's poo. (one time i even cried cuz it smelled so bad) But now that it is my own puppy, it doesn't phase me at all. It feels normal. i really feel like a mommy especially when i bottle feed twitch her formula milk.

I have been so busy with her, but I'll get back to writing interesting things soon!

MTV-- Music? Television Network

Are you as confused as little ol' me when you flip to the MUSIC television network and see shows such as "sixteen and pregnant", "next", "parental control", and other such reality shows? What happened to the MTV I used to watch while growing up? I would flip to channel 12 and watch the top 40 music videos and sometimes even dance along! BUT NOW.... I have to go on youtube to find my favorite music videos because the music channel no longer plays any freakin' music! It's so frustrating sometimes! MTV needs to go back to it's old ways and play good shows and good music so i'll actually enjoy watching it again!

OR CHANGE THE NAME OF YOUR CHANNEL!